Welcome
Because RJ.COM was taken.
This is not me. Surprise! But we love this for her. You could say style's really in her "wheel"house? Eh?
Welcome to R.J. (Arjeigh)'s Website
If I sound familiar but you're having trouble placing it...
Yep - it me. I'm *that* R.J. As in, if you were to run a Webcrawler, or AltaVista search at any point between 1995 and 1998 on the topic of Xena: Warrior Princess you'd have seen "R.J. Sarna's Xena Web Page." NGL, I'm a big deal - but also NBD cuz I play it smooth Holmes - Don't be fooled by the rocks that I got, I'm still I'm still R.J. from a Yahoo bot.
About R.J. (Arjeigh)
Who I am
Well, there was a whole section here I spent like an hour writing and accidentally deleted and can't find a way to get back so you're never going to get to find out because I would rather drink pureed smegma than type it out again.
About Me
My Background
My Favorite Things
My Background
I've struggled to articulate this in a way that doesn't bring me shame to read out loud. When I get there you'll know.
My Hobbies
My Favorite Things
My Background
Keeping myself disadvantaged through acts of self-sabotage.
By the way, what is with this clipart? "My hobbies include, portable bluetooth keyboards, and wire-bound notebooks with pictures of watches on them." Okay total honesty moment MAYBE it knew me better than I would have liked to admit.
My Favorite Things
My Favorite Things
My Favorite Things
Not getting atopic dermatitis from sunset viewing while I lay on literal ragweed. Also, not hiking.